GOING TO OSHEAGA WITH MY BABYGIRL
HEY GUYS I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD GIVE THIS A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME. :) X
“Don’t take your clothes off. Neither of us are oil paintings, are we? Probably best for both of us if we just kept our clothes on.”
If anyone says something like this to you right before sex, do exactly that. Keep your clothes on, turn around, and walk out the door. They aren’t worth any more of your mother fucking time.